It’s been a busy old week so I am being extremely lazy with this week’s 5-4-Friday.
At my last place of employ, each Monday morning I would scribble a proper corny old dad Joke on to a little white board that I had stuck to the fridge door in the work’s kitchen. Colleagues would attach little magnetic smiley, sulky or groaning emoji depending on how the joke made them feel. Most people just ignored then, in pretty much the same way they do now when I post them on Insta or Facebook.
Anyway, I don’t post on that fridge now as I don’t work there any longer. That, and the fact that, apparently, the day after I left, I understand that someone seriously lacking a sense of humour ripped the whiteboard off the fridge and threw it away. Bit petty and naughty really, especially since I paid for that out of my own pocket.
But I digress… on to this week’s lazy 5-4-Friday – 5 regurgitated dad jokes, jokes that appeared on that fridge door in the past. You’ll be pleased to know I now have a digital fridge, which my Facebook and Insta followers will see on future Mondays. her ewe go, enjoy!
I lost money on three horses called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times… I blame it on the bookie
I asked the librarian for a book on tortoises… she asked “hardback?”. I said “yes, with little legs”
I often go on barging holidays… I don’t have a boat, I just push people into canals
A man asked if I wanted to stroke his cocker spaniel… In retrospect, I should have chosen spaniel
I got sacked for asking customers if they want smoking or on-smoking. Apparently, the correct phrase is cremation or burial
See you on the fridge door – Griff
