I stained, intentionally, four 6’x5′ garden fence panels this week. Unintentionally, I also stained in a fetching green colour:

1. Approximately 1% of my sand coloured (not green) patio. 

2. The other side (brown) of the fence that belongs to our next door neighbour 

3. My iPhone (not green. Well, it is now. A little bit)

4. My 2002 blag England World Cup replica shirt

5. My ‘best’ brown leather flip-flops (now partially green)